At the public library, I’m used to having to chat up a lot of creepers. It’s just one of those job hazards you come to expect. (Like the 60 year old lady the other day who told me I was very pretty, and then said “But I’m not trying to hit on you. Don’t worry.” WHAT?! Because now it sounds like you are?!)
It’s much more rare to have a creeper alert at the college library, but we had one last night.
There were three of us working (all lovely ladies) and he took turns hitting on each of us.
He had some interesting moves.
My favorite of which was the line he pulled on our poor student worker. She was sitting at the desk looking at her Facebook, when he looks over and says “Hey, you have Facebook? Me too! You should add me.” As in, wow you, me and 3 billion other people on the planet are on Facebook! We are clearly destined to be together!
What a charmer.
She giggled awkwardly and got the heck out of there.
You’re gonna have to be a lot more creative than that Mr. Library Creeper!